He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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