idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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