I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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