why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize