haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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