Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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