i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I believe in your delicious
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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