I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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