we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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