I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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