break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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