once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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