We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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