the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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