i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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