I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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