This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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