I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
In America we eat man semen.
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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