What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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