I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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