Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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