Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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