Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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