She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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