I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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