I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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