we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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