Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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