i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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