I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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