You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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