Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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