awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.