I wish I could punch you in the face.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?