She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence