i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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