Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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