he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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