i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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