At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
birth control should be required to get into college
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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