gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
only you would photoshop your dick
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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