If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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