We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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