: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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