one word: firstdatebathroomanal
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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