try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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