I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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