Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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