I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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