The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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