I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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How external is "for external use only"?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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