? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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