Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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