Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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