it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Terrible idea I love it
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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