If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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